Greetings, traveller.

I am glad to see the wild storms didn’t keep you from us tonight. I’d show you around, but you have the air of an explorer about you, so I think I’ll just let you have a nosey for yourself. Smell that? Cook is working up something spicy in the kitchen – straight ahead. On the left you’ll find the library, perfect for a sing-song after supper. Upstairs are the guest rooms: knock first. We’ve a few colorful characters sojourning with us. Make friends if you like, but stay on your guard. Yours is at the end. Don’t trouble yourself about the metallic contraptions in the basement – long-term projects of mine. Here are your keys. Oh, and careful in the garden after dark. I don’t believe the stories personally, but then, you never know.